I Am Proud To Say, "I Am A Redneck!"

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  1. montezumaz

    montezumaz Former Guest

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    You might be a Redneck if: It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, "One nation, under God."

    You might be a Redneck if: You've never protested about seeing the Ten Commandments posted in public places.

    You might be a Redneck if: You still say "Merry Christmas" instead of "Happy Holidays."

    You might be a Redneck if: You bow your head when someone prays.

    You might be a Redneck if: You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem.

    You might be a Redneck if: You treat our armed forces veterans with great respect, and always have.

    You might be a Redneck if: You've never burned an American or Battle flag, nor intend to.

    You might be a Redneck if: You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.

    You might be a Redneck if: You respect your elders and raised your kids to do the same.

    You might be a Redneck if: You'd give your last dollar to a friend.
     
  2. carver

    carver Well-Known Member Supporting Member

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    I guess I are one!
     

  3. Insulation Tim

    Insulation Tim Well-Known Member

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    I never thought that a guy who grew up in Northern Ohio could be a "redneck", but I am sure I am one now.

    Nice list.
     
  4. twobit

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    Heck I'm a Texas Redneck!
     
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    Happy to say Alaska has rednecks, too.
     
  6. red14

    red14 Well-Known Member

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    I am a redneck and a cracker.:cool:
     
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    I never considered myself a redneck as I live in Northern Illinois 40 miles from Chicago. I did consider myself 1/2 hillbilly as my parent shipped us off the my grandmothers farm in West Virginia every summer growing up.

    Now I find I may be a redneck as all the values posted are about the same as mine.
     
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    marlin795 Well-Known Member

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    I'm a cali redneck then!
     
  11. lonewolf204

    lonewolf204 Well-Known Member

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    Without a doubt I'm 100% REDNECK!
     
  12. Diamondback

    Diamondback Well-Known Member

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    And an Okie too, by God.
     
  13. stumpjumper

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    not a redneck yet, but i am an AMERICAN which allows me to hold those values
     
  14. vaskeet

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    Southern by the grace of God Redneck by choice Randy
     
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    Got the T-shirt.