I don't know if its true....

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  1. glocknut

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    But here it is..... lol


    A news article from a Florida Newspaper:

    When Nathan Radlich's house was burgled, thieves left
    his TV, his VCR, and even left his watch. What they
    did take was "generic white cardboard box filled with
    greyish-white powder." (That at least is the way the
    police described it.) A spokesman for the Fort
    Lauderdale police said, "that it looked similar to
    cocaine and they'd probably thought they'd hit the big
    time."

    Then Nathan stood in front of the TV cameras and
    pleaded with the burglars: "Please return the cremated
    remains of my sister, Gertrude. She died three years
    ago."

    Well, the next morning, the bullet-riddled corpse of a
    drug dealer known as Hoochie Pevens was found on
    Nathan's doorstep. The cardboard box was there too;
    about half of Gertrude's ashes remained.
    And there was this note. It said: "Hoochie sold us the
    bogus blow, so we wasted Hoochie. Sorry we snorted
    your sister. No hard feelings. Have a nice day."
     
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    It would not surprise me if it's true, look for the guys with the dumb A$$ exspression:)
     
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    Either way, it's kinda morbid !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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