I Told You I'd Get the Little Joker!!!

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by tuckerd1, Jul 18, 2003.

  1. tuckerd1

    tuckerd1 Moderator Supporting Member

    Jun 12, 2001
    Paint Rock Valley, Alabama
    HEHEHE!!! He won't make fun of me anymore!!

    How to clean the cat.

    1. Thoroughly clean toilet

    2. Lift both lids and add shampoo

    3. Find and soothe cat as you carry him to bathroom

    4. In one swift move, place cat in toilet, closeboth lids and stand on top so cat cannot escape

    5. The cat will self agitate and produce ample suds (ignore ruckus from inside toilet, cat is enjoying this)

    6. Flush toilet 3-4 times. This provides power rinse, which is quite effective

    7. Have someone open outside door, stand as far from toilet as possible and quickly lift both lids

    8. Clean cat will rocket out of the toilet and outdoors where he will air dry
  2. SouthernMoss

    SouthernMoss *Admin Tech Staff*

    Jan 1, 2003
    SW MS
    There's just one problem ... I think Bob's too big to fit in the toilet. :eek: :p :D

    (Bob in his usual position as lap kitty.)

  3. inplanotx

    inplanotx Active Member

    Jan 28, 2002
    ROFLMAO! :D :D :D :D

    SM: When you stand on the lid, he'll fit, just won't be able to agitate the water enough. Might want to try flushing a few more times!!! :D :D :D ;) :p
    Last edited: Jul 18, 2003
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