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    LTS,

    That picture of you is float'n round agin
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    And I always imagined LTS as a lot smaller than that guy! LOL!
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    WE HAVE A WINNER...in the "Make Me Hurl Contest"!

    Realistically, I once went to the doc for a prostate exam. Wouldn't ya know, his office nurse was a gal I went to school with and who was married to a friend of mine. Sheepishly she handed me one of them "backless" gowns.

    "Is he gonna do what I think he is?" asked I.

    With a nod and blushing mightly, "Yes," says she.

    "Well, are you gonna be here when he does it?" asked I.

    Nodding rapidly and with a much deeper blush, "Yes," says she.

    "Well," says I as I handed the gown back to her and started to disrobe, "You might as well keep this."

    She burst into tears, grabbed the gown and made a dash for the door as I continued to disrobe.

    The doc did that exam without the presence of his nurse...




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    I kind a figgered LTS wasn't a really handsome man but Dam*! he's plumb Butt Ugly!
    IT'S GOD'S RESPONSIBILITY TO FORGIVE BIN LADEN...
    IT'S OUR RESPONSIBILITY TO ARRANGE THE MEETING!!!"
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    There are few things that will make you feel more humble than laying on an Xray table with your intestines full of Barium and a balloon up your ass, all the while trying to make small talk with the most beautiful blonde Xray technician you have ever seen....Ah yes..One of life's golden moments.
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    LTS, are ya sure ya haven't had this procedure in the past?
    Looks like ya mite be sufferin from balloonitus Internius Growth!
    Charlie D
    Throw sum salt on tha Xray machine......

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    OK now everbody know what they're up against (sheesh what a choice of words) when LTS proclaims BITE ME!!!

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    n dat b d troot!!





    i got way too much time on my hands, nest'ce pas? Quien sabe? yeah yeah lts i no

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    Yup, that be ol' LTS! Seed him durin' a Army shortarm inspection, one time. That's why they make'em wer the split gown wif the openin' to the back!
     
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