Indians don't use saddles...

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  1. glocknut

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    INDIANS DON'T USE SADDLES!

    A woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Arizona when
    her car broke down.
    An American Indian on horseback came along and offered her a ride to a
    nearby town.She climbed up behind him on the horse and then rode off.
    The ride was uneventful, except that every few minutes the Indian would
    let out a "Ye-e-e-e-h-a-a-a-a" so loud that it echoed from the surrounding
    hills.
    When they arrived in town, he let her off at the local service station,
    yelled one final "Ye-e-e-e-h-a-a-a-a!" and rode off.
    "What did you do to get that Indian so excited?" asked the service-station
    attendant. "Nothing," the woman answered.
    "I merely sat behind him on the horse, put my arms around his waist, and
    held onto the "saddle horn" so I wouldn't fall off."
    "Lady," the attendant said, "Indians don't use saddles."
     
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    :) A softer grip might have a produced a WOO HOO!:D
     
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    ....or an "ewww..ahhhh" :D

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