Joke, maybe...

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by TranterUK, Apr 12, 2009.

  1. TranterUK

    TranterUK Guest

    So this guy is in a gunshop and looking at the M4s. Suddenly he hears one of the rifles whisper to him 'your hairs a mess' not quite sure what he heard he moved closer to the rifle, it whispered 'boy you need a shower'.

    'Hey', he said to the shop owner, 'this gun is whispering rude things to me', 'Sorry' replied the owner, ' but that's an offensive weapon'.

    As he left he passed a coffee machine that whispered 'hey sexy' as he turned around the shop owner said 'complimentary coffee!'
     
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  2. armedandsafe

    armedandsafe Guest

    You have been hanging around Pistolen WAAAAAAAY too much!

    :D

    Pops
     

  3. artabr

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    +1 :D :D :D




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  5. Sad but true, Pops! :D;)
     
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    *Gotta be that nasty Guinness*
     
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