Joke of the day

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by killbuck, Feb 12, 2012.

  1. killbuck

    killbuck New Member

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    My wife told me to go to the doctor and get some of those tablets that 'help' get an erection.



    You should have seen her face when I came back and tossed her some diet pills!

    I'm still looking for a place to live.
     
  2. Brisk44

    Brisk44 New Member

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    Hahahahahahahaha.
     

  3. GunNut89

    GunNut89 New Member

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    :lmao2::lmao2:hahahaahahahahaha
     
  4. H-D

    H-D Active Member

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    I got a sample of those Viagra pills .. looked up the side affects got scared flushed em... couple hours later I looked outside and my sewer pipe was * foot out of the ground straight up in the air!
     
  5. geds

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    From what I gather from the commercials they make you want to soak in a bathtub! I would really rather be doing something else!
     
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    Good one - not what I was expecting!
     
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    jstgsn Well-Known Member

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    tried them. problem was I swollowed them too slow. Had a stiff neck for four hours.
     
  8. ka64

    ka64 Well-Known Member

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    Thats funny........
     
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