Just bouncing along

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    teehee1
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    Just Bouncing Al

    And all this time I've just been putting Bounce in the dryer.

    1. It will chase ants away when you lay a sheet near them.

    2. It takes the musty odor out of books and photo albums that don't get opened too often.

    3. Repels mosquitoes. Tie a sheet of Bounce through a belt
    loop when outdoors during mosquito season.

    4. Eliminates static electricity from your television screen.
    Since Bounce is designed to help eliminate static cling, wipe
    your television screen with a used sheet of Bounce to keep dust from resettling.

    5. Dissolve soap scum from shower doors. Clean with a sheet
    of Bounce.

    6. Freshen the air in your home. Place an individual sheet of
    Bounce in a drawer or hang in a closet.

    7. Prevent thread from tangling. Run a threaded needle
    through sheet of Bounce before beginning to sew.

    8. Prevent musty suitcases. Place an individual sheet of
    Bounce inside empty luggage before storing.

    9. Freshen the air in your car. Place a sheet of Bounce under
    the front seat.

    10. Clean baked-on foods from a cooking pan. Put a sheetof Bounce in a pan, fill with water, let sit overnight, and sponge clean. The anti-static agent apparently weakens the bond between the food and the pan.

    11. Eliminate odors in wastebaskets. Place a sheet of Bounce!
    at the bottom of the wastebasket.

    12. Collect cat hair. Rubbing the area with a sheet of Bounce
    will magnetically attract all the loose hairs.

    13. Eliminate static electricity from venetian blinds. Wipe
    the blinds with a sheet of Bounce to prevent dust from
    resettling.

    14. Wipe up sawdust from drilling or sand papering. A used
    sheet of Bounce will collect sawdust like a tack cloth.

    15. Eliminate odors in dirty laundry. Place an individual
    sheet of Bounce at the bottom of a laundry bag or hamper.

    16. Deodorize shoes or sneakers. Place a sheet of Bounce in
    your shoes or sneakers overnight.

    17. Golfers put a Bounce sheet in their back pocket to keep
    the bees away.

    18. And my personal favorite, for 'fly away hair" - Fold a piece of Bounty and place it in your hands as you comb your hair. It removes the "static cling" you get when combing your hair when it's dry.

    "Life is not:easy, fair or cheap... sometimes bad things happen to good people"


    280freak
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    (2/9/03 9:24:31 pm)
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    Holy cow! Teehee1 is Martha Stewart!


    LIKTOSHOOT
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    (2/9/03 9:26:58 pm)
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    .....and it will make that old yellow sled-parked in the garage smell better too....LOL


    1952Sniper
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    (2/9/03 10:04:57 pm)
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    19. Put a Bounce sheet under your pillow, it will make you a better lover.

    20. Don't like deodorant? Put a Bounce sheet under each armpit and you'll have that fresh-from-the-dryer feeling all day!

    21. Put a Bounce sheet in the milk jug; it will add another 6 months to the expiration date.

    22. Rusty bore in that old rifle? Cut a couple of patches from a Bounce sheet, and your bore will be shiny in no time.
    Macht kaputt, was euch kaputt macht!
     
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