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The LawII
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(7/13/02 10:00:24 am)
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Just some light humor!

Subject: Duck!!!!

Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven. When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here in heaven... don't step on the ducks."

So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on one.

Along comes St. Pete with the ugliest man she ever saw. St. Peter chains them together and says, "Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly man!"

The next day, the second woman accidentally steps on a duck, and along comes St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing, and with him is another extremely ugly man. He chains them together with the same punishment as the first woman.

The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to be chained for all eternity to
an ugly man, is very, VERY careful where she steps. She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one day St. Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on: very tall, tan, muscular, and with
good hair. St. Peter chains them together without saying a word.

The woman remarks, "I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for
all of eternity?"

And the guy says, "Well, I don't know what you did, but I stepped on a duck."

V.I.P. Member
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(7/13/02 10:38:04 am)
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Good one! My lovely and gracious Margie about split a gut laughing when I read it to her!

You ain't gonna tell anybody else "over there" where we are hiding, are ya?

The LawII
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(7/13/02 11:33:01 am)
Reply | Edit | Del Nice to see ya...
280,Nice to hear from ya! Saw Warpig's post before it was poofed. Thought I would check it out.I think this one is set up pretty nice. I like it's PG-13 rating.

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(7/13/02 12:12:55 pm)
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Yuppers, we like it here, Tac has built a good site.

If you haven't met him yet, Tac is Admin over here. Good guy, takes quite a bit to get poofed here, short of outright porno or swearing too badly, or attacking another member too vigorously. Enjoy!

Piggy's post is actually just on page 2 on GB, amazing that they didn't catch it. They REALLY don't like any mention of this site over there, but Piggy is pretty sneaky (meant in a good way, Warpig!).

*TFF Staff*
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(7/13/02 1:25:31 pm)
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Re: Nice to see ya...
I am really a double ought spy

Howdy LawII
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