Discussion in 'The Beau Coupe Dien Cai Dau Hootch' started by rooter, Sep 16, 2008.

  1. rooter

    rooter *VMBB Senior Chief Of Staff* Supporting Member

    Jan 31, 2001
    Glendale Arizona
    Kitty Stutter

    A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. 'Human

    Beings are the only animals that stutter', she says.

    A little girl raises her hand. 'I had a kitty-cat who stuttered',

    She volunteered.

    The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could

    become, asked the girl to describe the incident.

    'Well', she began, 'I was in the back yard with my kitty and the

    Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it,

    he jumped over the fence into our yard!'

    'That must've been scary', said the teacher.

    'It sure was', said the little girl. 'My kitty raised his back, went

    'Sssss, Sssss, Sssss'...And before he could say '****',

    the Rottweiler ate him!

    The teacher wet her pants laughing.......
  2. Marlin

    Marlin *TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor*

    Mar 27, 2003
    At SouthernMoss' side forever!
    ROTFLMAO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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