LA County School Math Exam

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    will270win
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    This is posted elsewhere but figured since I got chewed out last time for not sharin'........it's a good idea to post here too.

    Los Angeles School District
    Grade 12 Math Proficiency Exam

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    1. Ramon has an AK-47 with a 30 round clip. He usually misses 6 out of every 10 shots and he uses 13 rounds per drive-by shooting. How many drive-by shootings can Ramone attempt before he has to reload?

    2. Jose has 2 ounces of cocaine. If he sells an 8 ball to Antonio for $320 and 2 grams to Juan for $85 per gram, what is the street value of the rest of his hold?

    3. Rufus pimps 3 hoes. If the price is $85 per trick, how many tricks per day must each hoe turn, to support Rufus's $800 per day crack habit?

    4. Jerome wants to cut the pound of cocaine he bought for $40,000 to make 20% profit. How many ounces will he need?

    5. Willie gets $200 for a stolen BMW, $150 for stealing a Corvette, and $100 for a 4x4. If he steals 1 BMW, 2 Corvettes and 3 4x4's, how many more Corvettes must he have to steal to have $900?

    6. Raul got 6 years for murder. He also got $10,000 for the hit. If his common-law wife spends $100 per month, how much money will be left when he gets out?
    Extra credit bonus: How much more time will he get for killing the hoe that has his money?

    7. If an average can of spray paint covers 22 square feet and the average letter is 3 square feet, how many letters can be sprayed with 3 eight-ounce cans of spray paint with 20% paint left over?

    8. Tyrone knocked up 3 girls in the gang. There are 27 girls in his gang. What is the exact percentage of girls Tyrone knocked up?

    9. Bernie is a lookout for the gang. Bernie has a Boa Constrictor that eats 3 small rats per week at a cost of $5 per rat. If Bernie makes $700 a week as a lookout, how many weeks can he feed the Boa on one week's income?

    10. Billy steals Joe's skateboard. As Billy skates away at 15 mph, Joe loads his 357 Magnum. If it takes Joe 20 seconds to load his piece, how far away will Billy be when he gets whacked?


    will270win
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    Wow! No comments? I figured this crowd would have plenty to say about this.


    Smoky14
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    (2/3/03 10:01:37 am)
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    Higher math is TUFF; I had to get the calculator out.

    Smoky the figurer


    Yabra Kadabra Doo
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    (2/3/03 10:52:18 am)
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    If Jamal gets convicted again, he'll have 3 strikes and go to prison for life. How many strikes does he currently have?

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    My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me


    AGunguy
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    (2/3/03 11:20:10 am)
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    You do da crime, den youse gat plinty time to doo da math.

    GG


    will270win
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    (2/3/03 2:56:13 pm)
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    Jamal has 2 strikes!


    rayra
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    (2/4/03 4:46:58 am)
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    blah blah.
    Why L.A.? SOunds like a slam on ANY mega-/inner-city.
    Bulldoze'em all, I say.
    Rich


    AGunguy
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    (2/4/03 8:29:20 am)
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    raya, why LA.

    Because it is the Mecca of crud incorporated of multicultural of 3rd rate societies. Sort of a London or Paris to American, fashion trend setters.

    Plus the fact that the federal judges in that crime ridden city are shipping out these punka$$ gang members to other states and their major cities to have to deal with them. And of course they are so cool they spread their philosophy to all the other state cities impressionable little darlings who can't reason or think for themselves.

    Fun isn't it.

    Gunguy


    Zigzag2
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