Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by nffritos, Jan 29, 2010.

  1. nffritos

    nffritos Well-Known Member

    Nov 14, 2009
    Reno Nv
    8:56 AM 1/29/2010

    *Three Men on a Hike*
    Three men were hiking through a forest when they
    came upon a large raging, violent river Needing to
    get to the other side, the first man prayed:
    ' God, please give me the
    strength to cross the river.

    God gave him big arms and strong legs and he
    was able to swim across in about 2 hours, having
    almost drowned twice.

    After witnessing that, the second man prayed
    'God, please give me strength and the tools
    to cross the river '

    Poof! ..
    God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and
    strong legs and he was able to row across in
    about an hour after almost capsizing once.

    Seeing what happened to the first two men,
    the third man prayed: 'God, please give me
    the strength, the tools and the intelligence
    to cross the river'

    Poof! . He was turned into a woman.
    She checked the map, hiked one hundred
    yards upstream and walked across
    the bridge.
  2. 21bravo

    21bravo New Member

    Oct 29, 2008
    wilkes county, nc
    LOL. I've heard that one before but it was 3 Butter Bars and the last was turned into a Sergeant:p

  3. Nighthawk

    Nighthawk New Member

    Aug 22, 2006
    South Central Texas
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