Live til 80?

Discussion in 'The Beau Coupe Dien Cai Dau Hootch' started by berto64, Jan 31, 2007.

  1. berto64

    berto64 Active Member

    Jan 31, 2001
    Owyhee County, Idaho
    well i thought this was rather funny....

    I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing "fairly well" for my age.

    A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, "Do you think I'll live to be 80?"

    He asked, "Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer or wine?"

    "Oh no," I replied. "I'm not doing drugs, either."

    Then he asked, "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?"

    I said, "No, my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!"

    "Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?"

    "No, I don't," I said.

    He asked, "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?"

    No," I said. "I don't do any of those things."

    He looked at me and asked, "Then, why do you give a damn?"
  2. Marlin

    Marlin *TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor*

    Mar 27, 2003
    At SouthernMoss' side forever!
    I like dat un, Berto. Thanks.

    :D :D :D

  3. southernshooter

    southernshooter New Member

    Mar 5, 2006
    Deep South Mississippi
    :D :D
    No trying to steal you thread berto64 but this reminds me of a joke
    A guy goes into the doctor and ask Doc if I stop smoking drinking and eat less fried food can I live to be 90
    The doctor replied Why would you want to
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