longevity secrets

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by Bruce FLinch, Jun 13, 2007.

  1. Bruce FLinch

    Bruce FLinch New Member

    Aug 27, 2005
    Bay Point, Kali..aka Gun Point
    One day I saw an old lady sitting on her front step, so I walked up to her and said, "Excuse me, I couldn't help noticing how happy you look! What is your secret for such a long, happy life?"

    "I smoke ten cigars a day," she said. "Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint. Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food. On weekends I pop pills, and never do any exercise at all."

    "That is absolutely amazing!" I told her.

    Then I asked, "Do you mind telling me how old are you?"

    "Twenty-four," she replied
  2. bunnyhunter12

    bunnyhunter12 New Member

    May 8, 2007
    Newfoundland, Canada

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