LTS goes fishin an a few others

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    ibtrukn
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    > > > > I'M GOING FISHING"
    > > > > Means: "I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid,
    > > > > and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand,
    > > > > while the fish swim by in complete safety."
    > > > >
    > > > > "IT'S A GUY THING"
    > > > > Means: "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it,
    > > > > and you have no chance at all of making it logical."
    > > > >
    > > > > "CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?"
    > > > > Means: "Why isn't it already on the table?"
    > > > >
    > > > > "UH HUH," "SURE, HONEY," OR "YES, DEAR..."
    > > > > Means: Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response.
    > > > >
    > > > > *** "IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN"
    > > > > Means: "I have no idea how it works."
    > > > >
    > > > > "TAKE A BREAK HONEY, YOU'RE WORKING TOO HARD.
    > > > > Means: "I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner."
    > > > >
    > > > > *** "THAT'S INTERESTING, DEAR."
    > > > > Means: "Are you still talking?"
    > > > >
    > > > > "YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS."
    > > > > Means: "I remember the theme song to 'F Troop',
    > > > > the address of the first girl I ever kissed,
    > > > > and the vehicle identification numbers of every car I've ever
    > owned,
    > > > > but I forgot your birthday."
    > > > >
    > > > > "OH, DON'T FUSS, I JUST CUT MYSELF, IT'S NO BIG DEAL."
    > > > > Means: "I have actually severed a limb,
    > > > > but will bleed to death before I admit that I'm hurt."
    > > > >
    > > > > "HEY, I'VE GOT MY REASONS FOR WHAT I'M DOING."
    > > > > Means: "And I sure hope I think of some pretty soon."
    > > > >
    > > > > *** "I CAN'T FIND IT."
    > > > > Means: "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands,
    > > > > so I'm completely clueless."
    > > > >
    > > > > *** WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME?"
    > > > > Means: "What did you catch me at?"
    > > > >
    > > > > "I HEARD YOU"
    > > > > Means: "I haven't the foggiest clue what you just said,
    > > > > and am hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so
    > > > > that you don't spend the next 3 days yelling at me."
    > > > >
    > > > > "YOU KNOW I COULD NEVER LOVE ANYONE ELSE."
    > > > > Means: "I am used to the way you yell at me,
    > > > > and realize it could be worse."
    > > > >
    > > > > "YOU LOOK TERRIFIC."
    > > > > Means: "Please don't try on one more outfit, I'm starving."
    > > > >
    > > > > *** "I'M NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE."
    > > > > Means: "No one will ever see us alive again."
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    Different name
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    Just hasta mean:
    "The future belongs to those
    who understand it and prepare for it"!

    Charlie D
    Always with composure & dignity.......

    Edited by: Different name at: 7/24/02 4:57:21 pm

    LIKTOSHOOT
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    Never get that close to the water when drunk, could fall in an drown......I ain`t that stupid!!! Drunk-YES.....Stupid-NO, did it once.....learned lesson, never let another drunk put his lips on yers, just go a head and die.....................LTS

    ibtrukn
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    LTS whats with that last line?? Care to elaborate// dIDN'T THINK SO

    LIKTOSHOOT
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    Kain`t chucle about a joke, there IB......I bet you never seen two drunk men tryin to save one another from drowning. River humor at it`s best. Also know as KampFire ring lies. LTS

    ibtrukn
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    Yo I laffed like hell...but up here ina city they ain't gotta be drunk fer that "sport"...an dats de troot!!