LTS - The Talk of Cooksville!!!!

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  1. 1952Sniper

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    kdub01
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    (1/13/03 5:56:46 pm)
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    Hey, LTS -

    Now that you're unencumbered and all, what's with the rumor floating up from the sand pine tangles of NE texas that you've corraled up all the Hoochie Mama's in the area and are entertaining with mason jars of "Bob's Best" and potting hawgs off the back porch by moonlight?

    Come clean, Boy - !
    "Keep Off The Ridgeline"


    LIKTOSHOOT
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    (1/13/03 6:39:41 pm)
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    It`s a whole new world out there!!!!

    AND I`M OUT THERE-RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF IT!!!!! No free woman is SAFE!!!!


    cointoss 2
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    (1/13/03 7:20:05 pm)
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    Thats the spirit LTS!

    SICK EM!
    cointoss2


    280freak
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    (1/13/03 7:41:05 pm)
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    LTS -

    You say that no FREE woman is safe.

    How about the EXPENSIVE ones?


    teehee1
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    (1/13/03 8:35:38 pm)
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    How about the corollary, No safe woman is free
    "Life is not:easy, fair or cheap... sometimes bad things happen to good people"


    WyomingSwede
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    (1/13/03 8:36:40 pm)
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    He's making a list....Checking it twice....Gonna find out....

    Oops wrong post. swede
    Wyoming Swede


    Smokin Guns
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    (1/13/03 8:54:28 pm)
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    ...Bubba Nutz...reckon he's kinda sad...LTS dun turned his a'tension elstwere's...


    LIKTOSHOOT
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    (1/13/03 9:05:12 pm)
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    Wen. is tufer night......going on a road trip......sort of a day trip.....but.....never-mind.

    LTS


    Bob In St Louis
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    (1/13/03 9:26:44 pm)
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    Dang ifn' he ain't greasin the bottoms of his loafers - slides right in there real easy like!


    TallTLynn
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    (1/13/03 9:52:19 pm)
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    Think somebody should warn the women folk! LTS is loose - run while you can!


    Zigzag2
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    (1/13/03 11:12:42 pm)
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    LTS temporarily off the streets


    Zigzag2
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    (1/13/03 11:14:34 pm)
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    ysacres
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    (1/13/03 11:54:35 pm)
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    WOW! LTS...... your an alien.
    Firearms got me poofed @ da X


    ibtrukn
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    (1/14/03 10:11:43 am)
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    Geez dudes GET IT RITE!! that texican is from
    CROOKVILE tex. is dat BG makin da bust???


    cointoss 2
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    (1/14/03 12:23:21 pm)
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    IB it sure is, see da empty donut box and him lookin for more.
    cointoss2


    ibtrukn
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    heheh, take agander at da texican, looks like he ate out da store


    Zigzag2
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    (1/14/03 3:15:03 pm)
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    we know how those Texans grow em' big... and long too!


    Smokin Guns
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    (1/14/03 8:50:32 pm)
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    I knew it...I knew it...I knew thats what he looked like..Dam wierd azz lookin' Texican's anyway!...Know wonder Bubba Nutz was so interested....


    Zigzag2
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    (1/14/03 10:47:03 pm)
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    Moving on up... to the East side...


    ysacres
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    (1/14/03 11:53:46 pm)
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    I dug deep into the Rand McNally Road Atlas and deciphred there aint no such place's as Cookville TX or Volin SD. That lead's me to believe LTS & pig are just fictional characters living in cyber land.

    poofed @ da X


    kdub01
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    (1/15/03 12:36:32 am)
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    Hey, YS -

    Ya ol' Miscreant! So's ya got poofbanned at "X", eh? What'd youse do this time?!
    "Keep Off The Ridgeline"


    ysacres
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    (1/15/03 1:41:49 am)
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    HeHe
    Ya.... k dub, I done got poofed, somethin about the word "firearms" .....they don't like me saying that A tall.
    Stupidest thing I ever seen! Everyone else gets to say the F word but me. It's so Ridiculous that every now & then I go back to stir the popcorn pot to get my poof's in fer the year.

    Firearms, Firearms, Firearms. HAHA, HEHE, HARDY HAR.

    I Love You Tac401

    poofed @ da X

    Edited by: ysacres at: 1/15/03 1:47:17 am


    Tac401
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    (1/15/03 2:06:27 am)
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    Back at'cha YS!

    I knowed dat duh longed headed/necked wun wuz LTS!

    Tac
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    cointoss 2
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    (1/15/03 10:38:06 am)
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    Ysacres, you bad, bad boy! Shame, shame on you, just a little miscreant you are. Welcome to the colony!LOL!!!
    cointoss2


    LIKTOSHOOT
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    (1/15/03 8:20:33 pm)
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    hehehehehehe, road trip success!!!!
    MAN-O-MAN!!!!!

    LTS


    TallTLynn
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    (1/15/03 8:35:14 pm)
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    Glad you had some success.

    Remember don't bring home anything that you can't easily get rid of.


    LIKTOSHOOT
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    (1/15/03 8:38:33 pm)
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    ya mean.....like a woman?????


    cointoss 2
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    (1/15/03 9:27:05 pm)
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    LTS...

    Got Lucky! ALLRIGHT!!! Hi Fives!
    cointoss2


    TallTLynn
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    (1/15/03 9:43:51 pm)
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    Exactly!!!


    kdub01
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    (1/15/03 11:11:25 pm)
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    Whatchu' guys talkin' 'bout, Huh???
    "Keep Off The Ridgeline"


    Bob In St Louis
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    (1/16/03 7:29:02 am)
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    I guess all those nights of hollerin' "SSSOOOOOEEEEYYYY" out his back door have paid off!


    Zigzag2
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    (1/16/03 7:33:08 am)
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    ruffitt
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    (1/16/03 10:03:11 am)
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    U meen ole LTS done cought one'a dem hogs whatz been comin round to hiz place?

    ysacres
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    (1/16/03 11:15:25 am)
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    6 Javelina chops 1 1/2 imch thick
    1/4 tsp. cinnamon
    2 tbs bacon fat
    1 onion chopped
    1/2 cup chopped celery
    1/4 cup chili sauce
    1/2 cup tomato juice
    1/2 cup water
    1 tsp garlic salt
    1/4 tsp pepper
    1/8 tsp oregano
    1/8 tsp rosemary
    cook in duch oven.
    firearms firearms firearms firearms firearms firearms firearms


    Zigzag2
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    (1/16/03 2:55:59 pm)
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    Ole' LTS has it going-onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn...

    and I may add, 1 good lookin' feller...

    Edited by: Zigzag2 at: 1/16/03 3:41:20 pm


    kdub01
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    (1/16/03 3:43:49 pm)
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    Wonder if he and his date dance to the tune of "Deliverance"?
    "Keep Off The Ridgeline"


    Zigzag2
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    (1/16/03 3:49:34 pm)
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    I bet he won't tell...

    Edited by: Zigzag2 at: 1/16/03 3:50:31 pm


    kdub01
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    (1/16/03 5:09:29 pm)
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    Hey, Ziggy -

    You're getting some real winners there, on those icons!
    "Keep Off The Ridgeline"


    LIKTOSHOOT
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    (1/16/03 6:45:28 pm)
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    It`s a whole new world........out there. May get to like it after all!!!!

    LTS


    Zigzag2
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    (1/16/03 7:33:32 pm)
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    Psssssssst... be careful out there LTS, you might get something the Doctor can't get rid of!


    LIKTOSHOOT
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    (1/16/03 10:48:50 pm)
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    ....dunkin....that looks mighty famil--uar
     
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