MA Degree

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    A new two year degree is being offered at many colleges and
    universities that many should be interested in:
    Becoming a Real Man. That's right, in just six trimesters, you,
    too, can become a real man as well as earn an MA degree (Male Arts).
    Please take a moment to look over the program outline.

    Autumn Schedule:
    MEN 101 Combating Stupidity
    MEN 102 You, Too, Can Do Housework
    MEN 103 PMS: Learn When to Keep Your Mouth Shut
    MEN 104 We Do Not Want Sleazy Underthings for Christmas

    Winter Schedule:
    MEN 110 Wonderful Laundry Technique
    MEN 111 Understanding the Female Response to Getting in at 4am
    MEN 112 Parenting: It Doesn't End with Conception
    EAT 100 Get a Life, Learn to Cook
    EAT 101 Get a Life, Learn to Cook II
    ECON 001A What's Hers is Hers

    Spring Schedule:
    MEN 120 How NOT to Act Like a Buttface When You're Wrong
    MEN 121 Understanding Your Incompetence
    MEN 122 YOU, the Weaker Sex
    MEN 123 Reasons to Give Flowers
    ECON 001C What Was Yours is Hers

    Autumn Schedule:
    SEX 101 You CAN Fall Asleep without It
    SEX 102 Morning Dilemma: If It's Awake, Take a Shower
    SEX 103 How to Stay Awake After Sex
    MEN 201 How to Put the Toilet Seat Down
    Elective (See Electives Below)

    Winter Schedule:
    MEN 210 The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency
    MEN 211 How to Not Act Younger than Your Children
    MEN 212 You, Too, Can Be a Designated Driver
    MEN 213 Honest, You Don't Look Like Tom Cruise
    MEN 230A Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important 1

    Spring Schedule:
    MEN 220 Omitting %&*! from Your Vocabulary (Pass/Fail
    MEN 221 Fluffing the Blanket After Farting Is Not
    MEN 222 Real Men Ask for Directions
    MEN 223 Thirty Minutes of Begging is NOT Considered
    MEN 230B Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important 2

    Course Electives:
    EAT 101 Cooking with Tofu
    EAT 102 Utilization of Eating Utensils
    EAT 103 Burping and Belching Discreetly
    MEN 231 Mothers-in-Law
    MEN 232 Appear to Be Listening
    MEN 233 Just Say "Yes, Dear"
    ECON 001C Cheaper to Keep Her