Make the arrest

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by TranterUK, Apr 26, 2009.

  1. TranterUK

    TranterUK Guest

    Many times fact is funnier than fiction. I thought I would share this one.

    Its 13.50 here, Mrs T was working at the police station this morning and the accused, arrested for a serious offence shouted at the officers, after being told of the allegations against him 'Its not me you should arrest, its the alligator!'.

    Apparently the officers couldn't stop laughing, you see we dont get many alligators in these parts.
     
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  2. carver

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    What did he do? Eat someone?
     

  3. TranterUK

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    Surprisingly, being a sexual offence, your quite warm.
     
  4. Don't forget the ones in Parliament, Tranter. :D;)
     
  5. carver

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    Now I think I understand why he accused the aligator!
     
  6. TranterUK

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    Now I am confused, are we drifting?
     
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    The aligator is the one making the allegations, I reckon.
     
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    badda bing!!
     
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    "Alligator" : that person making allegations. As opposed to "a litigator", such as myself.
     
  11. glocknut

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    Considering the mental image i have in my head...i would say so!

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  12. TranterUK

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    Good grief, I am sticking to firearms posts...
     
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