making love

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  1. fedupdon

    fedupdon New Member

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    "Making Love"

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    The Italian says, "When I've a finished a makina da love withah my
    wife, I
    go down and a gently tickle the back of her knees, she floats 6 inches
    above a da bed in ecstasy."

    The Frenchman replies, zat is noting, when Ah've finished making ze
    love
    with ze wife, Ah kiss all ze way down her body, and zen Ah lick za
    soles of
    her feet wiz mah tongue, and she floats 12 inches above ze bed in pure
    ecstasy."

    The redneck says, "That aint nothing. When I've finished porkin the ole

    lady, I git out of bed, walk over to the winder and wipe my weener on
    the curtains. She hits the freakin' ceiling!!!
     
  2. pinecone70

    pinecone70 Active Member

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    OMG, I'm lucky I didn't drink water before I read this!
     

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    whitemach New Member

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    Not a good idea.... Did that once and went back for seconds. Felt a scratch and realized that the inner window was broken and i had picked up a couple of glass shards. I got cut...no big deal but tring to check my wife for shards was not easy...even with a flashlight. Douching would have been the best course of action but at that particular time neither one of us knew such a product even existed!

    mike
    gn
     
  5. Tony22-250

    Tony22-250 New Member

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    sad thing is i know people who have probly done worse HAHA

    great joke!:D:D:D
     
  6. CampingJosh

    CampingJosh Well-Known Member

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    :eek:????????????????

    I am so, so sad that I ever read this.
     
  7. Angryisme

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    wingnut, I mean glocknut,
    you meant to say ex- wife, no?:confused:
    :D:rolleyes:
     
  8. ineedsoap16

    ineedsoap16 New Member

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    Ex wife / current wife...doesn't matter, I second Josh.
     
  9. kutaho

    kutaho New Member

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    that'll teach you to turn to quick when your to close to the window.
     
  10. Charlie the sniper

    Charlie the sniper New Member

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    Thanks guys, this post (making love) just reminded me it's Sunday, just sent the wife upstairs;)...so I will be gone for 2 minutes (well I'm English), would be back quicker, but she loves foreplay:D:D:D:D
     
  11. Deputy Dawg

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  12. Mad dogs and Englishmen . . . :rolleyes::D
     
  13. Charlie the sniper

    Charlie the sniper New Member

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    The English love their dogs, I was in court for "loving" my dog:eek: the judge said " making love to your dog, how low can you get?" so I replied " a Poodle, your honour". :eek::eek::D:D:D
     
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