Marital Bliss: Case #3,295

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by 4EvrLearning, Apr 29, 2009.

  1. 4EvrLearning

    4EvrLearning New Member

    Feb 27, 2009
    Left Coast
    When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first--the truck, the car, and shooting -- always something more important to me.

    Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point. When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. I was gone only a few minutes. When I came out again I handed her a toothbrush. I said, "When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the driveway."

    The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.

    Moral to this story: Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is a husband.
  2. Nighthawk

    Nighthawk New Member

    Aug 22, 2006
    South Central Texas

  3. artabr

    artabr New Member

    Mar 3, 2008
    New Iberia, Louisiana
    :D :D :D :D :D

    I just posted an example to the moral in a thread titled "The Decision". ;) :D

    Last edited: Apr 29, 2009
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