Marital Bliss: Case #3,295

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by 4EvrLearning, Apr 29, 2009.

  1. 4EvrLearning

    4EvrLearning New Member

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    When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first--the truck, the car, and shooting -- always something more important to me.

    Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point. When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. I was gone only a few minutes. When I came out again I handed her a toothbrush. I said, "When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the driveway."

    The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.

    Moral to this story: Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is a husband.
     
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    Nighthawk New Member

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  3. artabr

    artabr New Member

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    :D :D :D :D :D

    I just posted an example to the moral in a thread titled "The Decision". ;) :D


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