Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by nffritos, May 7, 2010.

  1. nffritos

    nffritos Well-Known Member

    Nov 14, 2009
    Reno Nv
    Subject: Tough **** Amigo!!!!

    A beautiful fairy appeared one day to a destitute Mexican refugee outside an Arizona immigration office.
    "Good man," the fairy said, "I've been sent here by President Obama and told to grant you three wishes, since you just arrived in the United States with your wife and eight children."
    The man told the fairy, "Well, where I come from we don't have the good teeth, so I want new teeth, maybe a lot of gold in them."
    The fairy looked at the man's almost toothless grin and -- PING!-- he had a brand new shining set of gold teeth in his mouth!
    "What else?" asked the fairy, "Two more to go."
    The refugee claimant now got bolder. "I need a big house with a three car garage in Phoenix on the water with eight bedrooms for my family and the rest of my relatives who still live in my country.. I want to bring them all over here" --- and -- PING!-- in the distance there could be seen a beautiful mansion with a three car garage, a long driveway, a walkout patio with a BBQ in an upscale neighborhood overlooking the water.
    "One more wish", said the fairy, waving her wand.
    "Yes, one more wish. I want to be like an American with American clothes instead of these torn clothes, and a baseball cap instead of this sombrero. And I want to have white skin like Americans" ---and --- PING! -- The man was transformed - wearing worn out jeans, a Diamond-Backs T-shirt and a baseball cap. He had his bad teeth back and the mansion had disappeared from the horizon.
    "What happened to my new teeth?" He wailed, "Where is my new house?"
    THIS IS GOOD . . . . . . . .
    NO, ACTUALLY THIS IS VERY GOOD . . . . . . .
    The fairy said:
    "Tough **** Now that you are a White American, you have to fend for yourself.
  2. USMCSpeedy

    USMCSpeedy Member

    Jan 22, 2009
    Now aint that the truth!

  3. Trouble 45-70

    Trouble 45-70 New Member

    Apr 10, 2009
    NE Ar. W. of Black River
Similar Threads
Forum Title Date
The Pump House Saloon A Mexican, an Arab and a Redneck Girl.... May 6, 2015
The Pump House Saloon Mexican Jews May 8, 2014
The Pump House Saloon the mexican maid May 8, 2013
The Pump House Saloon Mexican Eggs Aug 11, 2010
The Pump House Saloon Mexican Jews Jun 14, 2010