More George Carlin Wisdom...

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    1952Sniper New Member

    Aug 22, 2002
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    (3/5/03 7:40:21 am)
    Reply More George Carlin Wisdom...
    Ole george is getting a little conservative in his golden years...swede

    by George Carlin

    I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American.
    I am George Carlin.

    I believe the money I make belongs to me and
    my family, not some mid-level governmental
    functionary, be he Democratic or Republican!

    I'm in touch with my feelings and I like it that way,
    damn it!

    I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer,
    it makes you a smart American.

    I think being a minority does not make you noble
    or victimized, and does not entitle you to anything.

    I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, try to
    do it in English.

    I think fireworks should be legal on the 4th of July.

    I think that being a student doesn't give you any
    more enlightenment than working at Blockbuster.
    In fact, if your parents are footing the bill to put
    your pansy ass through 4 years plus of college,
    you haven't begun to be enlightened.

    I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or
    her God when and where they want to.

    My heroes are John Wayne, Babe Ruth, Roy Rogers,
    and whoever canceled Jerry Springer.

    I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor.

    I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time
    arguing about it.

    I think global warming is a big lie. Where are all
    those experts now, when I'm freezing my ass off
    during these long winters and paying, paying, paying?

    I've never owned a slave, or was a slave, I didn't
    wander forty years In the desert after getting
    chased out of Egypt. I haven't burned any witches
    or been persecuted by the Turks and neither
    have you! So, shut the Hell up already.

    I want to know which church is it exactly where
    the Reverend Jesse Jackson practices, where he
    gets his money, and why he is always part of the
    problem and not the solution. Can I get an AMEN
    on that one?

    I think the cops have every right to shoot your
    sorry ass if you're running from them.

    I also think they have the right to pull your ass
    over if you're breaking the law, regardless of
    what color you are.

    I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot
    works, I don't want you deciding who should be
    running the most powerful nation in the world for
    the next four years.

    I dislike those people standing in the intersections
    trying to sell me crap or trying to guilt me into
    making "donations" to their cause. These people should
    be targets.

    I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a
    it takes two parents.

    And what the hell is going on with gas prices...

    If this makes me a BAD American, then yes, I'm a
    BAD American.

    If you are a BAD American too, please forward this to
    everyone you know.

    We need our country back!

    Wyoming Swede

    cointoss 2
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    (3/5/03 10:11:55 am)
    Re: More George Carlin Wisdom...
    Thanks Swede!

    V.I.P. Member
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    (3/5/03 11:11:18 am)
    Re: More George Carlin Wisdom...
    Sorry...we've been through this one before. Goerge Carlin had nothing to do with this email being circulated, posted, etc.

    Look here
    Everyone's Doing It!!!

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    (3/5/03 9:02:28 pm)
    Reply Re: More George Carlin Wisdom...
    Even if it wasn't should have been. The message is still applicable. swede
    Wyoming Swede
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