MSDegree

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    dreamcatcher27371
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    A new two year degree is being offered at many colleges and
    universities that many should be interested in:
    Becoming the Right Woman. That's right, in just six trimesters, you,
    too, can become the Right Woman as well as earn an MS degree (Male
    Subordinate).
    Please take a moment to look over the program outline.

    FIRST YEAR
    Autumn Schedule:
    WOMEN 101 WHY GOD MADE MEN FIRST
    WOMEN 102 HOW TO COMBINE WORK AND HOUSEWORK
    WOMEN 103 PMS: HOW NOT TO BECOME A KNOW-IT-ALL, OBNOXIOUS BITCH
    WOMEN 104 HOW WEARING SLEAZY UNDERTHINGS CAN DISTRACT FROM YOUR
    DEFICIENCIES.

    Winter Schedule:
    WOMEN 110 THE PROPER WAY TO IRON SOCKS AND UNDERWEAR
    WOMEN 111 THE REASONS WHY MEN SOMETIMES GET IN AT 4AM
    WOMEN 112 Parenting: "ASK YOUR DAD" IS THE COWARD'S WAY OUT
    WORK 100 LAWN MOWING MADE EASY
    WORK 101 WEEDEATING IS EXCELLENT EXERCISE FOR THE THIGHS
    ECON 001A REGARDLESS OF WHO MAKES THE MOST MONEY - HE'S THE BOSS.

    Spring Schedule:
    WOMEN 120 WHY TEARS DON'T MAKE UP FOR BEING WRONG
    WOMEN 121 UNDERSTANDING YOUR FEMALE INCONSISTENCIES
    WOMEN 122 YOU, THE ONE WHO DEPRIVED HIM OF A RIB.
    WOMEN 123 WHY FLOWERS ARE GIVEN AS AN OBLIGATION
    ECON 001C WHY HIS NAME IS FIRST ON THE CHECKS

    SECOND YEAR
    Autumn Schedule:
    SEX 101 IT DOESN;T CARE IF YOU HAVE BAD BREATH OR NOT.
    SEX 102 MORNING DILEMMA: IT'S SAYING "GOOD MORNING". BE A GOOD GIRL
    AND MAKE IT GO BACK TO SLEEP.
    SEX 103 HOW TO STAY AWAKE DURING SEX
    WOMEN 201 HOW TO INSTALL A ROLL OF TOILET PAPER ON THE DISPENSER.
    Elective (See Electives Below)

    Winter Schedule:
    WOMEN 210 REMOTE CONTROL: FACE IT! GOD MADE IT FOR MEN. JUST BECAUSE IT'S
    LONG AND HARD DOESN'T MEAN YOU HAVE TO HOLD IT ALL NIGHT.
    WOMEN 211 IF THE CHILDREN HEAR , THEY WON'T GROW UP RETARDED.
    WOMEN 212 NO! YOU DON'T HAVE LIVER SPOTS DOWN THERE.
    WOMEN 213 YES, HE CAN SEE THE RESEMBLENCE TO PHYLLIS DILLER WHEN YOU
    AWAKE.
    WOMEN 230A SO HE FORGOT YOUR BIRTHDAY! BIG DEAL. HE STILL NEEDS SEX.
    Spring Schedule:
    WOMEN 220 THE "F" WORD IS A MASCULINE CHARACTER BUILDER.
    WOMEN 221 EVEN YOU CAN'T LIE OUT OF A "SILENT BUT DEADLY" FART.
    WOMEN 222 YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE A ROCKET SCIENTIST TO READ A ROAD MAP.
    WOMEN 223 WHY HE MUST REARRANGE HIS CROTCH WHILE DRIVING.
    WOMEN 230B NOSE-PICKING IS NOT GENDER SPECIFIC.

    Course Electives:
    EAT 101 WHY WOMEN DON'T LIKE RED MEAT.
    EAT 102 SCRAPING BLACKHEADS WITH A SPOON IS ACCEPTABLE IN SOME CULTURES.
    EAT 103 A GOOD BELCH IS MUSIC TO A GOOD COOK'S EARS.
    WOMEN 231 MOTHERS WERE THERE BEFORE WIVES.
    WOMEN 232 SAYING "HUH?" A LOT DOESN'T MEAN HE'S NOT LISTENING.
    WOMEN 233 IF HE'S NOT INTERESTED OR DOESN'T CARE, HE SAYS "YES, DEAR."
    ECON 001C MEN MARRY WOMEN BECAUSE SHEEP CAN'T COOK.


    Edited by: dreamcatcher27371 at: 9/6/01 1:20:57 pm

    nighthawk
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    (9/6/01 1:10:17 pm)
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    'Catch,,both excellent!!! I think those should be required subjects in any advanced education system,,,,lol

    Stan H ,, nighthawk

    Winter11
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    Both are really great schedules there... however I have one question.... ironing socks and underwear??? Is this expected? I sure as hell hope not, cause -- um -- I don't even own an iron... yeah that's right a female doesn't own and iron.... so what!?!


    And there is no way on this beautiful, green earth that I would EVER iron a pair of underwear.... uh uh!


    that'll be the day!!!