MY BUILDING PERMIT...

Discussion in 'The Beau Coupe Dien Cai Dau Hootch' started by rooter, Jul 31, 2010.

  1. rooter

    rooter *VMBB Senior Chief Of Staff* Supporting Member

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    I just applied for a building permit. I called it my new house.

    It was going to be 100 ft tall and 400 ft wide with 9 turrets at various heights and windows all over the place and a loud outside entertainment sound system. It would have parking for 200 cars and I was going to paint it snot green with titty pink trim.

    The City Council told me "No way!"

    So I sent in the application again, but this time I called it a Mosque.

    .........Work starts on Monday...
     
  2. jack404

    jack404 Former Guest

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    Arh i see the Australian way has made it to the USA ...

    catchy eh!

    like HIV

    once screwed, your dead
     

  3. carver

    carver Moderator Supporting Member

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    You might be on to something here!