Mystery woman

Discussion in 'The Beau Coupe Dien Cai Dau Hootch' started by berto64, Oct 18, 2007.

  1. berto64

    berto64 Active Member

    Jan 31, 2001
    Owyhee County, Idaho
    Mystery Woman

    A couple lived near the ocean and used to walk the beach a lot. One summer they noticed a girl who was at the beach pretty much every day. She wasn't unusual, nor was the travel bag she carried, except for one thing; she would approach people who were sitting on the beach, glance around furtively, then speak to them.

    Generally the people would respond negatively and she would wander off, but occasionally someone would nod and there would be a quick exchange of money and something she carried in her bag.

    The couple assumed she was selling drugs, and debated calling the Cops, but since they didn't know for sure they ; just continued to watch her.

    After a couple of weeks the wife said, 'Honey, have you ever noticed that she only goes up to people with boom boxes and other electronic devices?'

    He had noticed, and said so.

    Then she said, 'Tomorrow I want you to get a towel and our big radio and go lie out on the beach. Then we can find out what she's really doing.'

    Well, the plan went off without a hitch and the wife was almost hopping up and down with anticipation when she saw the girl talk to her husband and then leave.

    The man walked up the beach and met his wife at the road.

    Well, is she selling drugs?' she asked excitedly.

    'No, she's not,' he said, enjoying this probably more than he should have.

    ' Well, what is it, then? What does she do?' his wife fairly shrieked.

    The man grinned and said, 'Her name is Sally, and she's a battery salesperson.'

    'Batteries?' cried the wife.

    'Yes,' he replied.


    (You're gonna hate me for this... Scroll down some more)

    A little bit more...........

    She sells C cells by the seashore.
  2. Oneida Steve

    Oneida Steve Well-Known Member

    Sep 28, 2006
    Upstate NY

  3. Berto, I heard the last one who did a pun that bad ended up as a tunnel rat in Chu Lai. :D;):p
  4. inplanotx

    inplanotx Active Member

    Jan 28, 2002
    Yep, watchin Bob Hope and Ann Margaret! ;):D
  5. swabjocky

    swabjocky New Member

    Oct 21, 2006
    I just had to check the boards before my morning coffee. Just had to do it. I don't know why, just did. And this is the first one I read. OI~!!
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