Nancy Pelosi is a Saint

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by sting75ray, Jul 21, 2011.

  1. sting75ray

    sting75ray Well-Known Member

    Jun 30, 2011
    --- Last Saturday afternoon, in Washington , D.C. , an aide

    to Nancy Pelosi visited the Bishop of the Catholic cathedral in D.C.

    He told the Cardinal that Nancy Pelosi would be attending

    the next day's Mass, and he asked if the Cardinal would

    kindly point out Pelosi to the congregation and say a few

    words that would include calling Pelosi a saint.

    The Cardinal replied, "No. I don't really like the woman,

    and there are issues of conflict with the Catholic Church

    over certain of Pelosi's views."

    Pelosi's aide then said, "Look, I'll write a check here


    now for a donation of $100,000 to your church if you'll

    just tell the congregation you see Pelosi as a saint."

    The Cardinal thought about it and said, "Well, the church

    can use the money, so I'll work your request into tomorrow's

    sermon." As Pelosi's aide promised, Pelosi appeared for

    the Sunday worship and seated herself prominently at the

    forward left side of the center aisle.

    As promised, at the start of his sermon, the Cardinal

    pointed out that Speaker Pelosi was present.

    The Cardinal went on to explain to the congregation, "While

    Pelosi's presence is probably an honor to some, the woman is

    not numbered among my personal favorite personages. Some of

    her most egregious views are contrary to tenets of the

    Church, and she tends to flip- flop on many other issues.

    Nancy Pelosi is a petty, self -absorbed hypocrite, a thumb

    sucker, and a nit-wit.. Nancy Pelosi is also a serial liar,

    a cheat, and a thief. I must say, Nancy Pelosi is the worst

    example of a Catholic I have ever personally witnessed.She

    married for money and is using her wealth to lie to the

    American people. She also has a reputation for shirking

    her Representative obligations both in Washington , and in

    California . The woman is simply not to be trusted."

    The Cardinal concluded, "But, when compared with

    President Obama, Pelosi is a saint."
  2. dad2thebone

    dad2thebone New Member

    Jul 10, 2011
    As a Ca native i can say TY for that post!

  3. jstgsn

    jstgsn Well-Known Member

    Nov 1, 2009
    Milford, Delaware
    Amen to that brother.
  4. savage170

    savage170 Member

    May 3, 2011
  5. Bigr Bang Thry

    Bigr Bang Thry Member

    Apr 11, 2011
    Western New York
    I hope that the cardinal cashed the check prior to the sermon... but at least he was telling the truth !
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