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(6/6/01 5:59:55 am)
| Del All NEED A PUSH--!
A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud
pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken
stranger standing in a pouring down rain is asking for a push.

"Not a chance," says the husband. "It's three o'clock in the morning!"

He slams the door and returns to bed.

"Who was it?" asks his wife.

"Just a drunk stranger asking for a push" he answers.

"Did you help him?" she asks.

"No, I didn't," he said. "It's three in the morning and raining like hell
out there!"

"Well, you've got a short memory," says his wife. "Can't you remember about
three months ago when we broke down on a holiday and those two guys helped
us? I think you should help him."

The man does as he is told, gets dressed and goes out into the pounding rain
and calls out into the dark.

"Hello -- are you still there?"

"Yes," comes the answer.

"Do you still want a push?" calls out the husband.

"Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.

"Where are you?" asks the husband.

"Over here on the swing!" the drunk replies.

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Posts: 91
(6/6/01 6:24:10 am)
| Del Re: NEED A PUSH--!
A good laugh to start the morning! LOL!

Posts: 825
(6/7/01 11:59:26 am)
| Del Re: NEED A PUSH--!
Hahahahahahaha! Very funny Chief! Hehe!
...and two hard boiled eggs.
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