NEED A PUSH--!

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    low2go
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    (6/6/01 5:59:55 am)
    | Del All NEED A PUSH--!
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    A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud
    pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken
    stranger standing in a pouring down rain is asking for a push.

    "Not a chance," says the husband. "It's three o'clock in the morning!"

    He slams the door and returns to bed.

    "Who was it?" asks his wife.

    "Just a drunk stranger asking for a push" he answers.

    "Did you help him?" she asks.

    "No, I didn't," he said. "It's three in the morning and raining like hell
    out there!"

    "Well, you've got a short memory," says his wife. "Can't you remember about
    three months ago when we broke down on a holiday and those two guys helped
    us? I think you should help him."

    The man does as he is told, gets dressed and goes out into the pounding rain
    and calls out into the dark.

    "Hello -- are you still there?"

    "Yes," comes the answer.

    "Do you still want a push?" calls out the husband.

    "Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.

    "Where are you?" asks the husband.

    "Over here on the swing!" the drunk replies.

    LarryJK
    Senior Chief Moderator III
    Posts: 91
    (6/6/01 6:24:10 am)
    | Del Re: NEED A PUSH--!
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    A good laugh to start the morning! LOL!

    homer4
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    Posts: 825
    (6/7/01 11:59:26 am)
    | Del Re: NEED A PUSH--!
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    Hahahahahahaha! Very funny Chief! Hehe!
    ...and two hard boiled eggs.
     
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