New element discovered: Governmentium (Gv)

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  1. 4EvrLearning

    4EvrLearning New Member

    Feb 27, 2009
    Left Coast
    New "element" reveals morons and peons
    State Board of Education member David Bradley, R-Beaumont, has served notice to Chairman Don McLeroy, R-Bryan, that he intends to introduce the following science-related amendment at the board's March 26-27 meeting.

    New Element Discovered
    Lawrence Livermore Laboratories has discovered the heaviest element yet known to science. The new element, Governmentium (Gv), has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.

    These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.

    Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert; however, it can be detected, because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A tiny amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction that would normally take less than a second, to take from four days to four years to complete.

    Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2- 6 years; it does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places. In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes.

    This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as critical morass.

    When catalyzed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium , an element that radiates just as much energy as Governmentium since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons.
  2. artabr

    artabr New Member

    Mar 3, 2008
    New Iberia, Louisiana
    Amen to that!! :D


  3. delta13soultaker

    delta13soultaker New Member

    Dec 26, 2003
    Depends on Uncle Sam's whim every 3 yrs.
    This element may explain bureaucracy.

    This phenomenon was discovered fifty years ago when several people affected from severe bureaucracy, called bureaucrats, were thrown out of windows five floors above the street...and took almost a week to hit the ground.
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