New Living Will Form

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by Bruce FLinch, Jan 29, 2006.

  1. Bruce FLinch

    Bruce FLinch New Member

    Aug 27, 2005
    Bay Point, Kali..aka Gun Point
    New Living Will Form

    I, _Bruce Flinch_________________________, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means.

    Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead politicians who couldn't pass ninth-grade biology if their lives depended on it or lawyers/doctors
    interested in simply running up the bills.

    If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask for at least one of the

    ______a Bloody Mary

    ______a Margarita

    ____x__a Scotch and soda

    ______a Martini

    ______a Bud Lite

    ____x__a Rib-Eye Steak

    ___x___Lobster or crab legs
    ______The remote control

    __x_x___A bowl of ice cream

    ____x__The sports page



    it should be presumed that I won't ever get better.

    When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed person and
    attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes and call it a day.

    Signed -

    _____The Flincher_________________ :D
    Last edited: Jan 29, 2006
  2. inplanotx

    inplanotx Active Member

    Jan 28, 2002

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