new reallity show

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by Appliancedude, Oct 2, 2012.

  1. Appliancedude

    Appliancedude Well-Known Member

    Jul 29, 2007
    The true northern Cal
    Due to the popularity of the "Survivor" shows, Texas is planning to do one entitled: "Survivor, Texas-Style!" The lucky contestants will all start in Dallas, drive to Waco, Austin, San Antonio, then to Houston and down to Brownsville. They will then proceed up to Del Rio, El Paso, Odessa, Midland, Lubbock and Amarillo. From there they will go on to Abilene and Fort Worth. Finally back to Dallas.

    Each contestant will be driving a pink Prius

    with 13 bumper stickers which will read:

    1 "I'm a Democrat"
    2 "Amnesty for Illegals"
    3 "I love the Dixie Chicks"
    4 "Boycott Beef"
    5 "I Voted for Obama"
    6 "George Strait Sucks"
    7 "Re-elect Obama in 2012"
    8. "Vote Eric Holder Texas Governor"
    9. "Rosie O’Donnell is Texas born"
    10. "I love Obama care and Chuck Schumer"
    11. "Barney Frank is my hero"
    12. "I side with Jane Fonda"

    And the last sticker is…

    13. "I'm here to confiscate your guns"

    The first contestant to make it back to Dallas alive wins.

    God Bless Texas and God Bless America !

    Vote 2012
  2. 68c15

    68c15 Well-Known Member Supporting Member

    Nov 22, 2011
    well, since highboy already has a pink prius for when his truck don't start he is a shoe-in

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