Nick Sabins House in Heaven

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by The Duke, Nov 8, 2011.

  1. The Duke

    The Duke New Member

    Mar 11, 2006
    NW Louisiana
    After Nick Saban dies and enters the Pearly Gates, God takes him on a tour.
    He shows him a little two-bedroom house with a faded Alabama banner hanging
    from the front porch.
    "This is your house, coach," God says happily."Most people don't get their
    own houses up here."
    Nick looks at the house, then turns around and looks at the one sitting on
    top of the hill. It's a huge, beautiful two-story mansion with white marble
    columns and little patios under all the windows. LSU flags line both sides
    of the sidewalk and a huge LSU banner hangs between the marble columns.

    "Thanks for the house, God," Nick says. "But let me ask you a question. I
    get this little two-bedroom house with a faded banner and Les Miles gets a
    mansion with LSU banners and LSU flags flying all over the place. Why is

    God looks at him seriously for a moment, then says, "Nick, that's not
    Miles's house. That's mine."
  2. jack404

    jack404 Former Guest

    Jan 11, 2010
    a football fan passes on and arrives in heaven

    he's given the tour and passes by a big name footballer he recognises

    they end up chatting and he ask where the coach of the team is

    the footballer replied, "theres no coaches in heaven sadly "

    "They all sold their souls at various playoff's"


  3. geds

    geds New Member

    Mar 27, 2011
    It's not likely Saban will make it through the Pearly Gates.... Saban is just a typo for Satan! :D
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