Not a joke (really happened)

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by armedandsafe, May 26, 2006.

  1. armedandsafe

    armedandsafe Guest

    I was taking the middle school kids home the other day when a 7th grade girl turned around in her seat and said to the young man behind her, "You...You...POOPFACE!"

    I looked at her in the mirror and, in my best drill-sergeant voice, said, "WHAT did you say?"

    She gave me the most angelic look and said, oh, so sweetly, "My Mom won't let me say SH1THEAD, anymore."

    Pops
     
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    Sweet kid! :rolleyes: I'm sure the boy deserved it, but whatever happened to "lady-like" manners?
     

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    :D :D :D
    At least she is listening to her mom.
     
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    OMG! I laughed 'till I hurt on that one!

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