"O" jokes

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by armedandsafe, Apr 16, 2010.

  1. armedandsafe

    armedandsafe Guest

    Not The Juice.


  2. Bobitis

    Bobitis Guest

    That's funny.:D

    Has anyone else noticed the lack of Obomba bumper stickers?

    They used to be everywhere. Now I see one in a hundred. Maybe.:rolleyes:

    Keep em commin Pops. I may be on the left side of the state, but I'm right there with ya.:cool:

  3. bmpeele

    bmpeele New Member

    Feb 27, 2010
    The grand old state of North Carolina
    The one about the dog is shameful. Why do you have compre him to a dog? The dog never did anything wrong! :D
  4. AcidFlashGordon

    AcidFlashGordon New Member

    Apr 7, 2010
    Obamunist PSALM 2010

    Obama is the shepherd I did not want.
    He leadeth me beside the still factories.
    He restoreth my faith in the Republican party.
    He guideth me in the path of unemployment for his party's sake.
    Yea, though I walk through the valley of the bread line,
    I shall fear no hunger, for his bailouts are with me.

    His agenda for single-payer, forces comfort on me;

    He prepareth varied apologies in the presence of mine enemies;
    He has anointed my income with taxes,
    My expenses runneth over.
    Surely, poverty and rationing will follow me all the days of my life,
    And I will dwell near a foreclosed home forever...

    Obama went duck hunting in Alaska.

    He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into Sarah Palin's field on the other side of her fence

    As he climbed over the fence, Sarah drove up on her tractor and asked him what he was doing.

    Obama responded, 'I shot a duck and it fell onto this field, and now I'm going to retrieve it.'

    Palin replied, 'This is my property, and you are not coming over here.'

    The indignant Obama said, 'If you don't let me get that duck, I'll sue you and take everything you own.'

    Palin smiled and said, 'Apparently, you don't know how we settle disputes here.
    We settle small disagreements with the 'Three Kick Rule.''

    Obama asked, 'What is the 'Three Kick Rule?'

    Sarah Palin replied, 'Well, because the dispute occurs on my land, I get to go first.
    I kick you three times and then you kick me three times and so on back and forth until someone gives up.'

    Obama quickly thought about the proposed contest and decided that he could easily take a woman at this game.
    He agreed to abide by the local custom.

    Sarah slowly climbed down from the tractor and walked up to the Obama.
    Her first kick planted the toe of her steel toed work boot into Obama's groin and dropped him to his knees.

    Her second kick to the midriff sent the Obama's last meal gushing from his mouth.

    Obama was on all fours when her third kick to his rear end sent him face-first into a fresh cow pie.

    He summoned every bit of his will and managed to get to his feet.
    Wiping his face with the arm of his jacket, he said, 'Okay, now it's my turn.'

    Palin smiled and said , 'Na, I give up. You can have the duck.'

    Experience wins again

    Definitely no Simpson jokes. The biggest one is on him, anyway. He's cooling his ass in prison, for 9 to 33 years, in Lovelock, Nevada. :D
    Last edited: Apr 17, 2010
  5. Carne Frio

    Carne Frio Well-Known Member

    Aug 28, 2008
    Near Fairbanks
  6. wpage

    wpage Active Member

    Aug 25, 2009
    More O jokes please!
  7. terryu1

    terryu1 Armed Infidel

    Oct 16, 2009
    NE Pennsylvania

    I have also notices pieces of Obie stickers which were ripped off by those who now claim they did not vote for him. LMAO
  8. red14

    red14 Well-Known Member

    Aug 17, 2009
    N FLA
    The sad truth is less than 30% of voter age population elected Obama. Most people aren't registered, because they are too lazy or just don't care. About half of registered voters didn't vote, because they are too lazy or just don't care.

    The biggest joke is, apathy and sloth, got Obamalamadingdong elected.
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