Obama goes hunting in Alaska

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by AcidFlashGordon, Apr 7, 2010.

  1. AcidFlashGordon

    AcidFlashGordon New Member

    Apr 7, 2010
    Obama went duck hunting in Alaska.

    He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into Sarah Palin's field on the other side of her fence

    As he climbed over the fence, Sarah drove up on her tractor and asked him what he was doing.

    Obama responded, 'I shot a duck and it fell onto this field, and now I'm going to retrieve it.'

    Palin replied, 'This is my property, and you are not coming over here.'

    The indignant Obama said, 'If you don't let me get that duck, I'll sue you and take everything you own.'

    Palin smiled and said, 'Apparently, you don't know how we settle disputes here. We settle small disagreements with the 'Three Kick Rule.''

    Obama asked, 'What is the 'Three Kick Rule?'

    Sarah Palin replied, 'Well, because the dispute occurs on my land, I get to go first. I kick you three times and then you kick me three times and so on back and forth until someone gives up.'

    Obama quickly thought about the proposed contest and decided that he could easily take a woman at this game. He agreed to abide by the local custom.

    Sarah slowly climbed down from the tractor and walked up to the Obama. Her first kick planted the toe of her steel toed work boot into Obama's groin and dropped him to his knees.

    Her second kick to the midriff sent the Obama's last meal gushing from his mouth.

    Obama was on all fours when her third kick to his rear end sent him face-first into a fresh cow pie.

    He summoned every bit of his will and managed to get to his feet. Wiping his face with the arm of his jacket, he said, 'Okay, now it's my turn.'

    Palin smiled and said , 'Na, I give up. You can have the duck.'

    Experience wins again
  2. lentz

    lentz Former Guest

    Mar 12, 2010

  3. Trouble 45-70

    Trouble 45-70 New Member

    Apr 10, 2009
    NE Ar. W. of Black River
    Now if Obama was a real American he would have known about the 3 kick rule. He got what he deserved. Now we have proof that his Birth Certificate is, "Only Make Believe".
  4. Old Grump

    Old Grump New Member

    Feb 21, 2010
    Little hut in the woods near Blue River Wisconsin
    I would have paid good money to see that.
Similar Threads
Forum Title Date
The Pump House Saloon Old man asks Marine to meet with Obama Jan 20, 2017
The Pump House Saloon Obama is the 5th best president!?!? Jan 13, 2017
The Pump House Saloon Obamas brother is right Dec 19, 2016
The Pump House Saloon Obama's free phones. Dec 13, 2016
The Pump House Saloon Obama is a saint! Aug 10, 2016