Oh Oh !!

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by 199er, Oct 5, 2010.

  1. 199er

    199er New Member

    May 5, 2010
    Columbia SC
    And here we go......................

    A man and woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant.
    They were gazing lovingly at each other and holding hands.
    Their waitress, taking another order at a table a few steps
    away, suddenly noticed the man slowly sliding down his
    chair and under the table, but the woman acted unconcerned.

    The waitress watched as the man slid all the way down his
    chair and out of sight under the table. Still, the woman
    appeared calm and unruffled, apparently unaware her
    dining companion had disappeared.

    The waitress went over to the table and said to the woman,
    "Pardon me, ma'am, but I think your husband just slid under the table."

    The woman calmly looked up at her and said, "No, he didn't.
    He just walked in."