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>I tried to catch some Fog. I mist.
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>When chemists die, they barium.
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>Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
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>A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
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>I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.
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>How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
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>I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
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>This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd
>never met herbivore.
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>I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down.
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>I did a theatrical performance about puns . It was a play on words.
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>They told me I had type A blood, but it was a Type-O.
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>A dyslexic man walked into a bra and ordered a martini.
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>PMS jokes aren't funny, period.
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>Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.
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>Energizer bunny arrested. Charged with battery.
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>I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
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>How do you make holy water? Boil the hell out of it!
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>Did you hear about the cross eyed teacher who lost her job because
>she couldn't control her pupils?
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>When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.
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>What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back four seconds.
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>I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me!
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>Broken pencils are pointless.
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>What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
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>England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool .
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>I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
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>I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.
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>All the toilets in New York's police stations have been stolen.
>Police have nothing to go on.
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>I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
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> French pancakes give me the crepes.
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>Velcro - what a rip off!
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>Cartoonist found dead in home. Details are sketchy.
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>Venison for dinner? Oh deer!
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>I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.
 
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