On Becoming Irish

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  1. dons2346

    dons2346 Well-Known Member Supporting Member

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    Seven year old Mohammad entered his classroom on the first day of school.
    "What's your name?", asked the teacher.
    "Mohammad," he replied.
    "You're in Ireland now," replied the teacher, "So from now on you will be
    known as Mike."
    Mohammad returned home after school.
    "How was your day, Mohammad?", his mother asked.
    "My name is not Mohammad. I'm in Ireland and now my name is Mike;.
    "Are you ashamed of your name? Are you trying to dishonor your parents,
    your heritage, your religion? Shame on you!"
    And his mother beat the $%@! out of him. Then she called his father, who
    beat the $%@! out of him again.
    The next day Mohammad returned to school. The teacher saw all of his
    fresh bruises.
    "What happened to you, Mike?", she asked.
    "Well shortly after becoming an Irishman, I was attacked by two &%$#!@$
    Muslims."
     
  2. rglbegl

    rglbegl Well-Known Member

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    Been an Irishman for less than a day and already hate these muslims and their 'Religion of peace'
     

  3. The Collector

    The Collector Well-Known Member

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    Muslims are part of the most peaceful religion on Earth. The logic is simple and irrefutable. So long as you do what they want, there will be peace...Supposedly.
     
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