One for the ladies

Discussion in 'The Beau Coupe Dien Cai Dau Hootch' started by Guest, Mar 2, 2003.

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    Remf
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    (6/29/01 6:00:56 pm)
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    Dear Help Desk,

    Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and
    noticed that the new program began making unexpected
    changes to the accounting modules, limiting access to
    flower and jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly
    under Boyfriend 5.0.

    In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable
    programs, such as Romance 9.9 but installed undesirable
    programs such as NFL 5.0 and NBA 3.0.

    Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and HouseCleaning 2.6 simply
    crashes the system.
    I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no
    avail.

    Please help!
    --Desperate


    Dear Desperate,

    Please keep in mind that Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment
    package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

    Try to enter the command: C I-THOUGHT-YOU-LOVED-ME and then
    install Tears 6.2.
    Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications:
    Guilty 3.0 and Flowers 7.0. But remember, overuse can
    cause Husband 1.0 to default to GrumpySilence 2.5,
    HappyHour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will create "Snoring Loudly" WAV sound files. DO NOT
    install Mother-In-Law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program.
    These are not supported applications and will crash
    Husband 1.0. In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great
    program, but it does have limited memory and cannot
    learn new applications quickly.
    Consider buying additional software to improve
    performance.
    I personally recommend
    HotFood 3.0 and Lingerie 5.3


    oneknight
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    (6/29/01 6:38:46 pm)
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    Yeah, uh, thanks for thinking of us! <>


    Donna

    homer4
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    Posts: 1034
    (6/29/01 7:28:15 pm)
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    Want no parts of this one.
    ...and two hard boiled eggs.