ONE TEXAS SOLDIER.......

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by ruffitt, Mar 6, 2003.

Thread Status:
Not open for further replies.
  1. ruffitt

    ruffitt *TFF Admin Staff* In Heaven Now

    Joined:
    Jan 28, 2003
    Messages:
    2,872
    Location:
    Sparta, MI / Now In Heaven Also
    TEXASGUNMAN1
    Member
    Posts: 28
    (12/13/01 12:26:51 pm)
    | Edit | Del All
    ezSupporter
    ONE TEXAS SOLDIER.......
    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    A large group of Taliban soldiers are moving down a
    road when they hear a voice call from behind a sand
    dune. "One Texas soldier is better than ten Taliban".
    The Taliban commander quickly orders 10 of his best men
    over the dune whereupon a gun-battle breaks out and
    continues for a few minutes, then silence.
    The voice once again calls out "One Texan is better
    than one hundred Taliban".
    Furious, the Taliban commander sends his next best 100
    troops over the dune and instantly a huge gun fight
    commences. After 10 minutes of battle, again silence.
    The Texan voice calls out again "One Texan is better
    than one thousand Taliban".
    The enraged Taliban commander musters 1000 fighters and
    sends them to the other side of the dune. Rifle fire,
    machine guns, grenades, rockets and cannon fire ring
    out as a terrible battle is fought.... Then silence.
    Eventually one badly wounded Taliban fighter crawls
    back over the dune and with his dying words tells his
    commander, "Don't send any more men...... its a trap.
    There's two of them".
    TG


    Visit The Texas Milita-Org Forums

    glockcoyote
    V.I.P. Member
    Posts: 23
    (12/13/01 1:28:27 pm)
    | Edit | Del Re: ONE TEXAS SOLDIER.......
    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    LOL


    ______________________
    Death is a cheap way out,
    I am going to live forever!
    glock@wcoyote.net
    NRA Member


    shooter22
    Moderator
    Posts: 610
    (12/13/01 3:24:46 pm)
    | Edit | Del Re: ONE TEXAS SOLDIER.......
    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Good one. Truth be known, it is probably a Texan and his kid.
    A tough couple if I ever saw one.

    shooter22


    AGunguy
    Moderator
    Posts: 1010
    (12/13/01 4:13:42 pm)
    | Edit | Del Re: ONE TEXAS SOLDIER.......
    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Two Texas naked women line dancers, with two pearl handled six shooters and AR-10s with extra clips.

    Gunguy

    ruffitt
    Senior Chief Moderator Staff
    Posts: 584
    (12/13/01 5:52:22 pm)
    | Edit | Del
    ezSupporter
    Re: ONE TEXAS SOLDIER.......
    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    These two didn't need the pearl handled six shooters


    RuffItt




    AGunguy
    Moderator
    Posts: 1014
    (12/13/01 6:50:15 pm)
    | Edit | Del Re: ONE TEXAS SOLDIER.......
    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Where's the pearl handled six shooters?

    Oh momma...you got me...hubba bubba baby.

    Gunguy

    BlackGun
    Moderator
    Posts: 2067
    (12/13/01 6:55:43 pm)
    | Edit | Del Re: ONE TEXAS SOLDIER.......
    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    UH! HUH! I see Buffy and maria's been over at Ruffit's house again.
    IT'S GOD'S RESPONSIBILITY TO FORGIVE BIN LADEN...
    IT'S OUR RESPONSIBILITY TO ARRANGE THE MEETING!!!"
    BlackGUN

    tuckerd1
    Moderator
    Posts: 878
    (12/13/01 7:22:27 pm)
    | Edit | Del Re: ONE TEXAS SOLDIER.......
    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Are you Texicans dreamin agin??
    "They that can give up essential Liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither Liberty nor safety." (...Benjamin Franklin, 1759)

    BlackGun
    Moderator
    Posts: 2069
    (12/13/01 7:31:15 pm)
    | Edit | Del Re: ONE TEXAS SOLDIER.......
    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    I shore would like to hold them two Errrrrrrrrrrr! BlackGuns!
    IT'S GOD'S RESPONSIBILITY TO FORGIVE BIN LADEN...
    IT'S OUR RESPONSIBILITY TO ARRANGE THE MEETING!!!"
    BlackGUN

    Flhunter
    V.I.P. Forum Host
    Posts: 891
    (12/13/01 8:02:04 pm)
    | Edit | Del Re: ONE TEXAS SOLDIER.......
    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    I want a pair of them orange high heels !!!



    Confused? Don't be so sure.

    Different name
    V.I.P. Forum Host
    Posts: 750
    (12/13/01 8:45:15 pm)
    | Edit | Del
    ezSupporter
    ONE TEXAS SOLDIER
    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    You people won't believe me....I forgot what, just why would ya wanta fight, with those two exquisite examples
    from the Alamo!
    Lock & Stay Locked.....
    Charlie D

    AGunguy
    Moderator
    Posts: 1017
    (12/13/01 8:49:35 pm)
    | Edit | Del Re: ONE TEXAS SOLDIER
    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    When the Taliban see those two luccious babes, they suddenly become front-end heavy and this throws them off balance for a moment shooting into the dirt. The Texas babes don't have any such problems and mow the ragheads down.

    GG



    tuckerd1
    Moderator
    Posts: 883
    (12/14/01 7:45:12 am)
    | Edit | Del Re: ONE TEXAS SOLDIER
    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    GG, Are you saying they get a little out of balance like most men when they see good looking babes! Take it easy on the heart man!
     
Thread Status:
Not open for further replies.