Pay your bills!

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by henry0reilly, Jul 7, 2006.

  1. henry0reilly

    henry0reilly Member

    May 22, 2004
    I've seen this somewhere before, maybe here, but I c/p from another forum where it was posted recently.

    Fable: Nick the Dragon Slayer

    Far, far away lived a beautiful Queen with voluptuous breasts, but Nick
    the Dragon slayer knew the penalty for this desire would be death should
    he try and touch them.

    One day he revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio, the
    Physician, who was the King's chief doctor. Horatio the Physician
    exclaimed that he could arrange for Nick the Dragon Slayer to satisfy
    his desire, but it would cost him 1,000 gold coins to arrange it.

    Without pause, Nick the Dragon Slayer readily agreed to the scheme.

    The next day, Horatio the Physician made a batch of itching powder and
    poured a little bit into the Queen's brassiere while she bathed.

    Soon after she dressed, the itching commenced and grew intense. Upon
    being summoned to the Royal Chambers to address this incident, Horatio
    the Physician informed the King and Queen that only a special saliva, if
    applied for four hours, would cure this type of itch, and that tests had
    shown that only the saliva of Nick the Dragon Slayer would work as the
    antidote to cure the itch.

    The King quickly summoned Nick the Dragon Slayer. Horatio the Physician
    then slipped Nick the Dragon Slayer the antidote for the itching powder,
    which he quickly put into his mouth, and for the next four hours, Nick
    worked passionately on the Queen's voluptuous and magnificent breasts.

    The Queen's itching was eventually relieved, and Nick the Dragon Slayer
    left satisfied and touted as a hero. Upon returning to his chamber, Nick
    the Dragon Slayer found Horatio the Physician demanding his payment of
    1,000 gold coins.

    With his obsession now satisfied, Nick the Dragon Slayer couldn't have
    cared less and, knowing that Horatio the Physician could never report
    this matter to the King, with a laugh just told him to get lost.

    The next day, Horatio the Physician slipped a massive dose of the same
    itching powder into the King's underwear. The King immediately summoned Nick the Dragon Slayer...

    The moral of the story ~ Pay Your Bills!
  2. inplanotx

    inplanotx Active Member

    Jan 28, 2002

  3. southernshooter

    southernshooter New Member

    Mar 5, 2006
    Deep South Mississippi
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