PROOF: You Can't Fix Stupid

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by AL MOUNT, Oct 29, 2011.

  1. cycloneman

    cycloneman Well-Known Member

    Dec 16, 2008
    Do a search for lost people in corn field maze. You will be suprised how many times this happens. I went to SW TX just 2 weeks ago and past a corn field where this happened and the family had to call 911.

    You know its tricky when your in a maze cause every time you turn the sun is in a different place. :eek:


    Reset button press the reset button
  2. Country101

    Country101 Well-Known Member

    Feb 28, 2004
    NW AR
    yeah cyclone, but the rows are all pointed in one direction! :D

  3. carver

    carver Moderator Supporting Member

    Jul 28, 2008
    DAV, Deep in the Pineywoods of E. Texas!
    Most orchards are layed out like the pic below. You can navigate to any direction you choose just by following the trees. Follow the row in, follow the row out! That's not really that complicated!

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  4. Buckshot

    Buckshot Active Member

    May 5, 2009
    Southern AZ
    The 911 center in Tucson took a cell phone call from a guy who said he was lost "in the woods." Now, "woods" is a regional term that is not used around here. The closest thing we have is coniferous forest on some of the mountain tops. But the distinction was lost on the dispatcher. Too bad. After about ten minutes of trying to agree on some common landmark or starting point, the dispatcher was reduced to asking what TOWN the guy had started out from. Pretty quickly it was determined that he was indeed lost "in the woods." The woods of Virginia. Authorities in that area were contacted and put in touch with the guy. Now of course the cell phone companies will tell you there's no way that could have happened. Yeah, right. They're the same folks who tell you their system never "drops" calls either.
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