Reality

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  1. inplanotx

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    jindo
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    (6/12/02 8:22:07 pm)
    Reply Reality
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    Reality

    ~~~ All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It
    pays no attention to criticism.

    ~~~ Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred
    dollars and a substantial tax cut save you thirty
    cents?

    ~~~ I'm not 40-something. I'm $39.95, plus shipping and
    handling.

    ~~~ In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird.
    Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to
    make it normal.

    ~~~ Politics is supposed to be the second oldest
    profession. I have come to realize that it bears a
    very close resemblance to the first.

    ~~~ How is it one careless match can start a forest fire,
    but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

    ~~~ Doctors can be frustrating. You wait a
    month-and-a-half for an appointment, and he says, "I
    wish you'd come to me sooner."

    ~~~ You read about all these terrorists, most of them
    came here legally, but they hung around on these
    expired visas, some for as long as 10-15 years. Now,
    compare that to Blockbuster; you are two days late
    with a video and those people are all over you. Let's
    put Blockbuster in charge of immigration.


    SixTGunr
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    (6/13/02 8:48:34 am)
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    That last one certainly hits home don't it! I know of some that have been damn near "imprisoned" for returning a late flick ....

    I agree wholeheartedly ..... Let's put Blockbuster in charge of INS

    Thanks for sharing jindo ..... Six Out!

    "HUE CITY SHOOTOUT PARTICIPANT ..... RVN '68 TET OFFENSIVE"

    Winter11
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    (6/13/02 9:16:30 am)
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    Those were great!!! That last one especially!!!


    "In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird.
    Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to
    make it normal."

    Always Faithful

    Tac401
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    Posts: 2087
    (6/13/02 4:41:19 pm)
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    What a rip!!!!!!!!!!!
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