Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by Diamondback, Feb 13, 2018 at 9:51 AM.

  1. Diamondback

    Diamondback Well-Known Member

    Sep 24, 2009
    Silver City, Oklahoma
    After a round of golf, Nannette, Phillipa, Darcey, Yvonne sat around the club house, chatting.

    Seeing the ladies, the professional golfer approached them and asked: “How did your game go?

    Yvonne said she had a good round … making the comment that she actually had 20 riders.The golfer was a bit confused not knowing what a “Rider” was.

    Darcey quickly chimed in and said that she had a very good round as well with 14 riders.

    Phillipa then said that her round was average and that she had 9 riders.

    Nannette admitted that she played the worst round of the day and that she only had 3 riders all day long.

    The professional golfer was completely baffled not knowing what the term “rider” meant. But, because he didn’t want to look goofy, he made a quick polite remark, wished the girls well and then left.

    He then approached the barman and asked “Hey, can you tell me what these ladies are talking about when they refer to “Riders”?”

    The barman simply smiled and said…”A ‘Rider” is when you hit a shot long enough to ride on the golf cart to your ball.
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  2. Alpo

    Alpo Well-Known Member

    Feb 3, 2007
    NW Florida
    Reminds me of the time the pro noticed a guy addressing the ball by the red tees.

    He hollers, "Hey, that's the Ladies Tee. You're supposed to hit from the white ones!"

    The man yells back, "This is my second shot!"


  3. eastbanks

    eastbanks Member

    Jan 21, 2018
    tiger woods was traveling thru hillbilly country and stopped for gas and as he got out of the car a golf tee fell out and the hillbilly ask tiger what it was for and tiger said that what he put his balls on when he drives and the hillbilly said my god these new cars come with every thing.