Says it all!!

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by warpig, Feb 24, 2003.

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    ibtrukn
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    > A man walks into a bar.
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    > He sees a good-looking woman sitting on a stool.
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    > He walks up to her and says, "Hi there, how's it going?"
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    > She turns to him, looks him straight in the eyes and says, "I'll screw
    > anybody, any time, anywhere, your place, my place, it doesn't matter."
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    > He says, "No kidding, what law firm do you work for?"
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    Just what typa prudence is THAT?
    Laudy Claudy......didn't even set a fee!

    Charlie D
    Musta bin makin sum kinda motion......

    armedandsafe
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    (1/24/03 9:59:34 pm)
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    She keeps 40%. Think about it.

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    ibtrukn
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    A&S, Yo dude, U got way too much time on yur hands, that post was from last March.....

    armedandsafe
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    I just found you guys....I'm still trying to catch up. I'm getting a pretty good sense of what you all are about,,,,,,but you haven't scared me off, yet.

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    ibtrukn
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    YO come abrrroad er I meen abord U B noin wat I meen. if ya gotts any budlite U cud sit up heer on da poopdeck wit me

    armedandsafe
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    No budlite,,,,just homemade SummerBlush.

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    ibtrukn
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    (1/27/03 12:12:45 pm)
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    Aint never herd a dat stuf.....anyting like Nitetrain or Little Annie Greenspring?? YO dudes CAUTION!!! U drink any dat nitetrane shitte U gonna feel like u got rund over by 1....an dats da troot

    armedandsafe
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    I can't drink the red wines anymore because of heartburn (3 alarm.) I'm too cheap to buy the good Rhines and Mosels. So, I make my own. 3 parts apple cider, 1 part concord grape, pasteur's champaign yeast and 2 cups sugar per gallon. Yummy stuff. Took a gallon to a son's party one time. His girl-of-the-moment was a taster at a local winery and kept pestering me for the recipe. She was most crestfallen when I told her all the ingredients came from Safeway.

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    Armedansafe, your home brew almost reminds me of my youth. A buddy and I after finishishing off a bottle of Boonesfarm, graduated to the only other thing two teens could find at home a gallon of homemade "Dago-Red". Never, ever have I gotten over it or the pulp that we shook up in the jug as we chugged it down-and then, back up.
    cointoss2

    armedandsafe
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    I suspect you got what you deserved. Eldest son, at age 15 or so, went to town for football game. Came home wasted on beer. Put him to bed with a trashcan. Got him up next morning about 04:00 and made him eat last night's dinner. Chilli and cornbread soaked in honey butter and such like. He NEVER let me catch him drinking again until he reached a reasonable age.

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    ibtrukn
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    YO A&S U sure U aint brewin up sum plastique???

    armedandsafe
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    Nah,,,,,just feels like it the next day, if I get stupid with the imbibing part.

    How'd we get a chat going in the saloon, anyway?

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