SCHOOL OF HARD KNOCKS.

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    low2go
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    (6/17/01 7:11:54 am)
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    What I've learned as I've matured----
    >
    > I've learned that you cannot make
    > someone love you. All you can do is
    > stalk them and hope they panic and give in.
    >
    > I've learned that no matter how much I care,
    > some people are just assholes.
    >
    > I've learned that it takes years
    > to build up trust, and it only takes
    > suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.
    >
    > I've learned that you can get by
    > on charm for about fifteen minutes.
    > After that, you'd better have a big willy
    > or huge boobs.
    >
    > I've learned that you shouldn't
    > compare yourself to others - they are
    > more screwed up than you think.
    >
    > I've learned that you can keep vomiting
    > long after you think you're finished.
    >
    > I've learned that we are responsible
    > for what we do, unless we are celebrities
    > or Democrats.
    >
    > I've learned that regardless of
    > how hot and steamy a relationship is at
    > first, the passion fades, and there had better
    > be a lot of money to take its place.
    >
    > I've learned that 99% of the time when
    > something isn't working in your house, one
    > of your kids did it
    >
    > I've learned that the people you care most
    > about in life are taken from you too soon
    > and all the less important ones just never
    > go away.
    >
    > I've learned to say "F--- 'em if they can't take a Joke"
    > in 6 languages.
    >
    > Pass this along to 5 friends...trust me,
    > they'll appreciate it. Who knows, maybe
    > they will. Something good will happen.
    > If not...tough shit.

    LarryJK
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    (6/17/01 12:41:44 pm)
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    Ain't much left to say after that!

    homer4
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    (6/18/01 3:11:40 pm)
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    Ditto!
    ...and two hard boiled eggs.

    Tac401
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    (6/18/01 11:33:20 pm)
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    Ain't no better way to say it Chief!

    JD