Searching for wife in COSTCO

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  1. Bubblehead

    Bubblehead New Member

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    An old guy was in Costco the other day, pushing his shopping cart around, when he collided with a young guy also pushing a cart.

    He said to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."

    The young guy says, "That's OK. It's just a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate."

    The old guy said, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like?"

    The young guy says, "Well, she is 24 years old, tall, with long blond hair, green eyes, long legs, big boobs and she's wearing tight white shorts, a halter top and no bra.

    What does your wife look like?"

    The old guy said, "Doesn't matter. Let's look for yours."
     
  2. woolleyworm

    woolleyworm Well-Known Member

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    Even Rocko got a chuckle on that one !
     

  3. jack404

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    the old guy got it right !!!
     
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