Senior Bus Tour

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by Gunfyter, Dec 8, 2004.

  1. Gunfyter

    Gunfyter New Member

    Mar 25, 2003
    Western Maryland
    A tour bus driver drives with a bus full of seniors down a highway,
    when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady. She offers
    him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up.

    After approx.15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she
    hands him another handful of peanuts. She repeats this gesture
    about eight times.

    At the ninth time he asks the little old lady why they do not eat the
    peanuts themselves , whereupon she replies that it is not possible
    because of their old teeth, they are not able to chew them.

    "Why do you buy them then?" he asks puzzled. Whereupon the old
    lady answers, 'We just love the chocolate around them

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    Mar 27, 2003
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    Jan 1, 2003
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