Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by Gunfyter, Jun 24, 2003.

  1. Gunfyter

    Gunfyter New Member

    Mar 25, 2003
    Western Maryland
    A dedicated Teamsters Union worker was attending a convention in Las Vegas and decided to check out the local brothels. When he got to the first one, he asked the Madam, "Is this a union house?"

    "No," she replied, "I'm sorry, it isn't."

    "Well, if I pay you $100.00, what cut do the girls get?"

    "The house gets $80.00 and the girls get $20.00."

    Mightily offended at such unfair dealings, the man stomped off down the street in search of a more equitable, hopefully unionized shop. His search continued until finally he reached a brothel where the Madam responded, "Why, yes, sir, this IS a Union House."

    The man asked, "And if I pay you $100.00, what cut do the girls get?"

    "The girls get $80.00 and the house gets $20.00."

    "That's more like it!!" the Teamster said. He handed the Madam 100.00,
    looked around the room and pointed to a stunningly attractive blonde. "I'd like her for the night."

    "I'm sure you would, sir," said the Madam, then pointing to an 85-year-old woman in the corner, "but Ethel here has seniority."

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