high2fly *Senior Chief Moderator* Posts: 210 (10/4/01 6:58:16 am) | Del All SHOPPING FOR ONE. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A woman was shopping at her local supermarket, where she selected a quart of milk, a carton of eggs, juice, and a package of bacon. As she was unloading her items on the conveyer belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her, watched as she placed her items in front of the cashier. He said, "You must be single." The woman, a bit startled, looked at the four items on the belt, and, seeing nothing particularly unusual about her selections, said: "Well, y'know, that's right. But how on earth did you know that? The drunk said, "Cause you're ugly." Winter11 V.I.P. Member Posts: 290 (10/4/01 9:37:05 am) | Del Re: SHOPPING FOR ONE. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- OUCH!!! dreamcatcher27371 V.I.P. Member Posts: 240 (10/4/01 11:38:16 am) | Del Re: SHOPPING FOR ONE. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Good one Chief!! Reminds me of the sailor walking down the street and meeting a girl with a duck under her arm. "Where you going with that friggin pig?" asked the sailor. "That's not a pig, that's a duck." responded the girl. "I know it. I'm talking to the duck." said the sailor. nighthawk Moderator Posts: 398 (10/4/01 12:56:20 pm) | Del Re: SHOPPING FOR ONE. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- or the one about the drunk staggering down the street, sees a woman and says "lady, you are ugly!" She says "Sir, you are drunk!" to which he replys "Yea, but in the morning I'll be sober!" Stan H ,, nighthawk
