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high2fly
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(10/4/01 6:58:16 am)
| Del All SHOPPING FOR ONE.
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A woman was shopping at her local supermarket, where she selected a quart of
milk, a carton of eggs, juice, and a package of bacon. As she was unloading
her items on the conveyer belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her,
watched as she placed her items in front of the cashier.

He said, "You must be single."

The woman, a bit startled, looked at the four items on the belt, and, seeing
nothing particularly unusual about her selections, said: "Well, y'know,
that's right. But how on earth did you know that?

The drunk said, "Cause you're ugly."

Winter11
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(10/4/01 9:37:05 am)
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Re: SHOPPING FOR ONE.
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OUCH!!!

dreamcatcher27371
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(10/4/01 11:38:16 am)
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Good one Chief!! Reminds me of the sailor walking down the street and meeting a girl with a duck under her arm. "Where you going with that friggin pig?" asked the sailor. "That's not a pig, that's a duck." responded the girl. "I know it. I'm talking to the duck." said the sailor.

nighthawk
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(10/4/01 12:56:20 pm)
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or the one about the drunk staggering down the street, sees a woman and says "lady, you are ugly!" She says "Sir, you are drunk!" to which he replys "Yea, but in the morning I'll be sober!"

Stan H ,, nighthawk
 
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