short jokes..

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by rcairflr, May 27, 2012.

  1. rcairflr

    rcairflr Well-Known Member

    Jul 2, 2011
    Wichita, Ks
    A snail walks into a bar and the barman tells him there's a strict policy about having snails in the bar and so kicks him out. A year later the same snail re-enters the bar and asks the barman "What did you do that for?"

    Man: I could go to the end of the world for you.
    Woman: Yes, but would you stay there?
    Man: I offer you myself.
    Woman: I am sorry I never accept cheap gifts.
    Man: I want to share everything with you.
    Woman: Let's start from your bank account.

    Son: Dad, what is an idiot?
    Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can't understand him. Do you understand me?
    Son: No.

    Mother: "Did you enjoy your first day at school?"
    Girl: "First day? Do you mean I have to go back tomorrow?

    A family of mice were surprised by a big cat. Father Mouse jumped and said, "Bow-wow!" The cat ran away. "What was that, Father?" asked Baby Mouse. "Well, son, that's why it's important to learn a second language."

    Mary: John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly. What do you think, Peter?
    Peter: I think you're pretty ugly.
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